Sreeji, (Our old Blunderman) has learned the tricks to survive in due time. I have got the latest proof for the same. Though a bit stinky, I thought it would be great fun to tell you about that and moreover a great relief to his sunken image in his world. After all, it’s a brainy act, so what if a bit stinky, right?

It was an urgent call from the stomach that led Sreeji to the lavatory in his office. He swears by all Gods that he never reaches to such a state usually, as he always comes clean stomached from home. But this day was really bad in that sense.

In an eye blink’s time, the stunt was over and he felt light and relieved. But life wasn’t that easy. ‘No water’ to complete the formalities!! Though he squeezed the tap to their utmost limit, not even a single drop did appear. He felt like the most ‘shitty’ and ‘shabby’ ever in his life.

For his luck, there were some napkins left in his pocket.

Once he solved the puzzle and came out of the ‘labor room’, what he did made all the twist in the story. He called up the house-keeping guy and scolded him for keeping the toilet so ‘unclean’!! ‘I couldn’t even step in’, he argued. He went on and demanded a check on who goes without properly cleaning the lavatory after the ‘anal impaction’

Sreeji’s ratings have now flown up.

While writing this, what was coming into my mind was another second degree joke, which was highly prevalent during our school days and stirred endless laughter in the young world. It said that one annachi had once used a ‘Poison Ivy’ leaf (‘Chorithanam’ in Malayalam. It is a skin-irritant) in stead of napkins as there was no water nearby. Later he had to jump off the river bridge.